Milestones
1965: commune columnist Rok Finger coins the slang term "Dingleberry" at a father-son picnic attended solely by his numerous illegitimate offspring.Now Hiring
Doormat. Co-dependant with poor sense of boundaries needed to do the work of three men and two women, allowing the commune to do our part in this jobless recovery. Cot in back available for qualified applicant.Top Fake Names Used for Fraudulent Repeat Voting
| 1. | Reginald Bushsucks |
| 2. | Jon Bon Jovi |
| 3. | Sir Votesalot |
| 4. | John Jacob Jesushammersshit |
| 5. | Barack Obama |
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