Quote of the Day
“Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, even more shame on you! Big fooler. Fool me three times… man, that brings back memories. Reminds me of when you made me drink that urine one time.”
-Vick-O MartiniFortune 500 Cookie
That heart attack medicine may be making your penis smaller, so just for safety's sake, stop taking it altogether. Learn to play the guitar this week; it's just another good reason to carry out that plan to kidnap Dweezil Zappa. Remember, passing gas in an elevator is not only rude, it also slows down your arrival time by up to 2 seconds.
Try again later.Top 5 Issues for Next Supreme Court
| 1. | Official legal definition of "fucked up" |
| 2. | Arrange long-awaited challenge of man versus beast |
| 3. | Discount a minimum of ten urban legends |
| 4. | Settle this Lindsey Lohan-Hilary Duff feud once and for all |
| 5. | Reverse hundreds of years of progress |
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