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Milestones1931: Former commune columnist Sampson L. Hartwig forfeits another "Race Around the World" when it is discovered that he merely hid in a barn for three days, then took a taxi in from the opposite side of town, claiming victory.Now HiringCompulsive Ass-Kisser. Shameless suck-up needed to boost general staff morale and cut down on work days lost to crippling depression. Total lack of discernment required. Insane "Never met a man I didn't like" attitude a plus.Top 5 commune Features This Week| 1. | Everybody Loves Racism | | 2. | It's Already in Your Lungs | | 3. | Diary of a Mad Bootblack | | 4. | 12,000 Grade School Kids Singing "Some Like it Hot" | | 5. | Fun is Overrated | |
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