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 Shop Till You Drop December 22, 2003
 Sympathy for Devils December 8, 2003
 Oil to Iraq November 24, 2003
 The Media Filter November 10, 2003
 The Ghost of Gore October 27, 2003
 Telemarketing... Free Speech?!? October 13, 2003
 How I Won the War on Terror September 29, 2003
 President Unnamed Democrat September 15, 2003
 The Best Politicians Money Can Buy September 1, 2003
 My Big Fat Illegal Gay Wedding August 18, 2003
 War's Happening August 4, 2003
 The Big Liberia July 21, 2003
 Hillary Potter July 7, 2003
 Abbas Road: Middle East Peace Talks June 23, 2003
 The Tax Cut June 9, 2003
 Safter with Nukes? May 26, 2003
 Deceit in China May 12, 2003
 Kerry's Flip-Flop April 28, 2003
 Bush Vs. the U.N. April 14, 2003
 GOP Rollback March 31, 2003
 Cloning Science March 17, 2003
 Israeli Politics February 17, 2003
 Anti-Drug Education February 3, 2003
 The Budget Surplus January 20, 2003
  January 6, 2003 | 
Milestones1977: Commune photographer Junior Bacon receives first camera as birthday present. Takes picture of sister in shower and promptly pawns camera to buy bag of grass.Now HiringExotic Bird and Trainer. Needed to entertain staff during deadline crunch. Ventriloquist routine a must. Off-color jokes strongly recommended.Top Phil Spector Trial Revelations| 1. | Spector threatens to shoot all his visitors in the mouth if they leave—get the fuck over it already |  | 2. | Middle-aged Spector traded "Wall of Sound" for "Wall of Hair" |  | 3. | Yes, everyone in L.A. really is as crazy as you've heard |  | 4. | Spector goes through pizza delivery guys like you wouldn't believe |  | 5. | No you're thinking of "Help Me Rhonda," "Da Doo Ron Ron" goes "I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still, Da do ron ron ron, da do ron ron" |  |
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