Self-Fornicatedby Martha Vandella ![]() May 30, 2005 Kiss me, you beast with the golden toes
the arches of your eyebrows like a broken McDonald's sign the smacky wetness of your lips like the maw of a paint-stained flower (love me, Venus Flytrap) Absorb me swallow me whole crush my bones with teeth chewing me like Laffy Taffy I am whole once again your are a hole, once again I fall into you never hitting bottom I am a bowel movement squeezing from your rectum into the big porcelain void that is you out of you (into you again) My heart is like a snake eating itself or a penis tucked into its owner's butthole like the disgusting imagery in a Museum of the Grody and I am the custodian I am you you are me neither of us are welcome at Open Mic Night anymore Milestones1996: Red Bagel fires entire commune staff during "Crazy Bagel's Everything Must Go Liquidation Madness" phase of the commune's August Sale-abration. Analysts praise Bagel for ridding his staff of junkies and losers, who he promptly replaces with the current batch of junkies and losers.Now HiringBloodhound. Needed to track down former commune staffer Smilin' Jack Costello, who disappeared in May, still owing $8 to the office petty cash fund. Smart dog needed who is not fooled by turbans or overly distracted by running foxes. Generous wages to be paid in beef kidneys.Top 5 Smart New Weight Loss Tips
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