Sentenceby Violet Tiara ![]() November 7, 2005 Gonads like nomadsof the lowlands in snowpants eat Rolaids with barmaids, says no man to snowman and icicles ride bicycles as rice pickles sing Don Rickles and yellow bellows forth from the fourth porch painted by Enid and Crosby and Mick who, sick in the dick let his boiling brain simmer and slimmer and dimmer than bromides of Apartheid the Easter beast parted ways with the started phase with the carted maize with the Injuns and minions of the party of artists who smarting from the start is Teddy and Betty and Anus and Morgan and Cajuns of rice paper paging the nice pauper from a box on his hip and the locks on the tip of his hair in the air was a sound like forgotten dreams packed in cotton and the angels stung like jellyfish and I wish I could wrap them in plastic and rings like elastic would stretch as my fingers grew and shrink when I think of you and I personally internationally knew the few faces worth facing first basting piles of pinwheels and miles of tin seals barked parking instructions and levers with suction pulled the devil's dead function as I grazed on glass castings of feet that in passing looked neat and long-lasting until gas made me fast sleep. Quote of the Day“What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is. Jesus, I'm wasted.”-Dan Quayle Fortune 500 CookieDon't stop thinking about tomorrow—we hear if you're late to your own castration they charge double. Anyone can be a hero to a small child, just buy a monster truck and never take your sunglasses off. Try eating more greens: we find it hilarious and it pisses off those asshole golfers. This week's lucky medical procedures not covered by Medicaid: assectomy, therapeutic genital massage, gene therapy for "itchy taint," installation of a second "failsafe" spare heart—baboon or otherwise, and goat removal.Try again later. Top 5 commune Features This Week
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