Quote of the Day
“If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it must be Microsoft's new Futuretron 3000 Duck Simulator. That's almost a duck!”
-Rodney CheesesteakFortune 500 Cookie
When kicking out at opponents this week, aim for the nuts—always a good strategy. It's time to let that baby shark go home to its mama; it's been two years and you've got to take a bath sometime. Look forward this week to a final showdown with your mortal nemesis, Weezer. But watch out for the Rentals to intervene.
Try again later.Top Nicknames for Each Toe
| 1. | Lil Pete |
| 2. | Sweat Hog |
| 3. | Midlor, the Middle Toe |
| 4. | Die Schweine! |
| 5. | Mr. Overrated |
| 6. | King Shit |
| 7. | Toe Ain't So Big |
| 8. | Jam Salad |
| 9. | Steve McQueen in The Great Escape |
| 10. | Phantom Itch |
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