Quote of the Day
“Let my nizzles go!”
-Moses Harper, on 19th StreetFortune 500 Cookie
Iron lung, shmiron lung—that guy had it coming. Don't bother with that waiting list for Oxford—Kentucky Fried Chicken College wants you now. It's fish or die again this week—same ol', same ol'. Lucky religions: Buddhism, Paganism, Mormonism, worshipping Isaac Hayes
Try again later.Ill-Conceived Vacation Getaways
1. | Locked in steamer trunk with mother-in-law. |
2. | North Platte, Nebraska. Was thinking of a different North Platte. |
3. | The hottest part of the sun. In July. |
4. | Feral Monkey Zone Theme Park. Provo, Utah. |
5. | The sweet release of death. |
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