Quote of the Day
“All the world's a stage, and unfortunately everyone's doing improv and they think they're so fucking funny. But you know what? LAME.”
-Bill ShacksperdFortune 500 Cookie
Top dentists all agree: You need teeth, so in short, allow the gargantuan redneck arguing over who did that "Life is a Highway" song to win the disagreement. Sometimes life feels like a TV show, and this week it feels like Red Shoe Diaries—the nudity is all too brief and all your sex will be simulated. Taste taser, motherfucker. Lucky moods are alright, not too bad/you?, feelin' frisky, and I seriously can't go on living no more.
Try again later.Top Tax Filing Mistakes
| 1. | Classifying hooker money as charitable donations |
| 2. | Taxes owed paid in solid gold krugerrands |
| 3. | Claiming Willie Nelson already paid your taxes |
| 4. | Online tax-filing with X-Box 360 Live account |
| 5. | Attempting to personally deliver tax forms to president himself, accompanied by bonus ass-whupping |
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