Quote of the Day
“Learning without thought is labor lost; except in public schools, where it keeps most teachers employed.”
-Confused-ass CarmenFortune 500 Cookie
You'll have a brush with death this week, and that fucker has some of the yellowest teeth you've ever seen, so make sure you go first. This time the lyrics to the song you're pretending to know the words to actually are "Watermelon, Watermelon, Watermelon." You'll make the most expensive movie ever made in your kitchen this week, for ten dollars. Lucky strikes, camels, kools, and bel-airs.
Try again later.Top 5 Other Hasselhof Home Videos
| 1. | Whoopsh!: Outtakes From the Drinking Videos |
| 2. | 5 hours straight of sucking in gut until a rib pops out |
| 3. | All-nude Batwatch starring some girls from the escort service |
| 4. | Intense argument with his car over who is the real star of Knight Rider |
| 5. | Imaginary non-German music awards show where Hasselhoff sweeps every category |
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