Milestones
2001: Red Bagel foolishly promises paid vacations next year, only to be later surprised the commune still in business at that time.Now Hiring
Roadie. Duties include setting up mics, antagonizing audience hours before band comes on, picking up busty ladies of legal age for private band business. No pay, work for throwaway ladies.Worst-Selling Children's Books
| 1. | Green Eggs and Bad Fish |
| 2. | The Little Engine That Could But Just Plain Wouldn't |
| 3. | Bi-Curious George and His Carribean Cruise |
| 4. | Tales of an Armed Four Grade Nothing |
| 5. | Where the Wild Things are Edited for Television |
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