We just don't make 'em like we used to
Quote of the Day
“Fortune is a fickle bitch. No, wait… I'm thinking of my wife. That's right, my wife's the fickle bitch. Fortune is some transcendentalist concept.”-Martoon Romeo
Fortune 500 Cookie
Quick, put these shoes on—walk around in them to get comfortable, if you need to. This week, fasten your seatbelt for the ride of your life. Straight over the goddamn cliff and everything. Sure, when you say a dog talks to you, everybody believes you, but make it a rhesus monkey and all of a sudden you're "crazy." Now here's Trip with the sports.Try again later.
Top 5 Questions in the Wake of the Harry Whittington Shooting
| 1. | How come it took so long to find out there were no weapons of mass destruction? |
| 2. | Why do they call it birdshot instead of leadshot? And, as a follow-up, what's buckshot? |
| 3. | What did Whittington know, and when? |
| 4. | When exactly did Brangelina hear about it? |
| 5. | So, where do you wanna eat? |
